we'll make them so jealous
I was at the fobrock Q&A boards for an extensive amount of time last night. How did I miss Pete's update?

asked by Taylor. on Jul 27 2006 12:04AM
Pete. Why dont you like John Mayer?!

answered by p. on Jul 27 2006 5:20AM
i do like john mayer. i think hes one of the funniest brahs in music. hes got this hilarious "bape print" strat that says "this is fake" on the bottom. amazing. besides everytime he sings "your body is a wonderland" i get a million boners.

Me too, Pete. Me too.

asked by TAYLOR! on Jul 26 2006 10:38PM
out of all of you which one do you think would be [Barbie's] boy friend?

answered by p. on Jul 27 2006 5:23AM
well we all know i dont do girls. so im out. but who wouldnt want to play with a little patrick stump in the bathtub.

asked by danielle on 2006-06-19 03:00:00
does patrick really like baseball?because he sometimes i see him wearing orioles and mariners jerset/shirt things.by the way, im sending him a padres one if he likes it or not.okbyee.

answered by p on 2006-06-19 12:27:00
i dont think he even knows they are teams. he just likes bright colors. its cute.

asked by Liisa on 2006-06-19 08:20:00
I was just wondering if you guys have ever seen Pump up the Volume with Christian Slater... I have turned it into my best friends new favorite movie.. She thinks that Happy Harry reminds her so much of Patrick ... that made me smile for some reason... Have a good day

answered by p on 2006-06-19 12:22:00
we called patrick stump up the volume for a couple of weeks in a bad period of nicknames.

asked by Andrea on 2006-06-09 18:39:00
how cum ur older than every1 else in the band? like waaay older. okay not waaaay older but like 3 years or so. just wondering.

answered by peter on 2006-06-11 01:09:00
andy is 26 and i am 27- patrick and joe are younger because tazakistan wouldn't let us adopt any orphans our own age.

asked by Allisyn on 2006-06-10 15:19:00
I just got done watching "Dead on Arrival" and I wanted to know how old was Patrick in that video? Back then he was hot but now he is HOTT!!

answered by peter on 2006-06-11 00:33:00
im not sure. they had delivered him to my door in a baby basket the stormy night before. the note on the basket said "amazing" but i didn't realize how true those words were until days later, thanks for adding the capslock, it really captured the feeling.

asked by E_M_M on 2006-05-08 15:44:00
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera?

answered by peter on 2006-05-09 02:02:00
billy beckett. you know becks is hotter.

Well, who wouldn't be gay for William? For those of you who don't know, he looks like this.


BAM.

asked by Nikki on 2006-05-08 16:07:00
Patrick reminds me of a cute little panda bear, what kind of animal does he remind you of?

answered by peter on 2006-05-09 02:01:00
maybe a koala bear or something. he is cute but if you get close hes kinda got some vicious claws. besides i could see him sitting around just chilling and eating leaves all day- maybe you were right about the panda though. something cute and smelly.

asked by Anonomous on 2006-05-08 18:29:00
In 10 words or less what is your relationship with patrick and would you ever consider becoming the "tough Guy" of the group??

answered by peter on 2006-05-09 01:38:00
patrick is pretty much the only person on this planet that gets me. id be nowhere without him. we are a two man gang.

asked by Jen on 2006-05-09 00:19:00
Hello there Peter! I have a hypothetical question for you. Lets say that you, Andy, Joe, and Patrick got into an argument and instead of not talking to each other or getting into a fist fight, you all decide to have a dance off. Who would win?

answered by peter on 2006-05-09 01:15:00
patrick probably. hes got moves.

asked by Tasha on 2006-05-02 18:39:00
Pete, whats yur fav thing to do with a knife? a. stab your self b. stab the guy next to you thats hittin on yur gurl c. stab the monsters in your dreams d. carve in a tree how much luv u have for life

answered by peter on 2006-05-02 19:04:00
butter my bread and cut patricks pancakes up into little bites for him.

asked by Jessie on 2006-04-18 00:04:00
I have a strong urge to hug Patrick real bad! Does he give good hugs?

answered by peter on 2006-04-18 02:05:00
i dunno. we try to keep our relationship strictly sexual.

asked by |aura on 2006-03-13 22:49:00
Heey , I am confused. I thought you wrote all of the songs?? Well i love the songs no matter what =D

answered by peter on 2006-03-14 00:59:00
i write the lyrics. patrick writes the music. we are in love and live in a castle in the sky. our next door neighbors are carebears. grumpy bear has a baditude. but i still heart him. i hope your life is as magical as ours is.

asked by emily on 2006-03-11 19:14:00
How did you fell about someone hacking into your sitekick and stelling those pictures of your (cough)(cough)and putting on the internet?Why did you even take those pictures of your (cough)(cough)?

answered by peter on 2006-03-11 19:28:00
i am having a hard time deciphering the question. not because of the coughs but it seems like spell check went insane on this one. i am not happy about someone hacking into my sidekick. as far as taking the pictures. i guess i am just a dirty boy- but the guy i was gonna send them to was super cute. wait what.

asked by muah on 2005-12-17 15:56:00
how come patrick never answers questions anymore? b.t.w. he is sooooooo cute!! i wanna marry him

answered by peter on 2005-12-17 16:05:00
patrick never answered any on here. but he sleeps next to me on the bus and he breathes like a little baby at night.

asked by Jacque on 2005-12-13 18:25:00
Adam Lazarra or Tyson Ritter

answered by peter on 2005-12-13 18:26:00
patrick stump

asked by sara on 2005-11-13 15:13:00
Pete, If you were on a deserted island and had to choose between an Ipod full of your favorite songs or Patrick, what would you pick?

answered by peter on 2005-11-13 17:14:00
trick question. patrick is an ipod full of my favorite songs.

asked by Kailee on 2005-11-11 13:41:00
i try to come up with all these cool questions for you to answer but you dont answer any. peter, i think that you should have 2 Q&A boards so that patrick can answer some questions and you could answer some questions. because i dont think you like me. i like you.

answered by peter on 2005-11-11 14:00:00
patrick doesnt like the internet. but he likes me.

asked by care bear on 2005-09-08 22:41:00
wut are petes and patricks fave things to do ????

answered by pete on 2005-09-09 11:44:00
eachother.

asked by G String on 2005-08-04 20:49:00
what kind of guitars do you play? And who is better Joe or Patrick

answered by p on 2005-08-04 21:45:00
patrick is the love of my life but i cant deny joes doggie style. they are both pretty good in bed i guess.

Hey there, insomnia. All of these were taken from the intarwebs sometime between ungodly hours and before I was coherent. If you want credit, just say so in comments. Also, I make fun because I love. ♥

Let's start this off properly. Pete/little Pete = greatest OTP in the history of awesome.


Don't look too eager, Trick.


Oh, I get it. Pumping action. Pistol Pete, you are so clever.


Patrick to Joe: Bitch, get your own ho.


He feels pretty?


Don't ever change. Camwhores unite.


GOD THE PRETTY I CANNAE TAKE IT.


BFFs fuh life. *bat sign*


The good old days, when Pete was all "aww shucks *shuffles feet*" and totally courting jailbait!Trick.


They even share...


glasses. Or they try to match. Either way, man.


Why is it every time he gets all emo I cannot stop laughing? Oh, Pete. I love you so.


Oh shit, did I take it? Did I not? I'm late I'm late I'm late *frets*


Bright colours! Whee!


I'll be over here recovering from the MASSIVE TOOTH ACHE.


NNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.


What a good idea. Sleep sweet, cakes.


Yes, I took the time to do that. You wish you were as cool as me.