Title: The Shortest Distance To A Heart
Author: Evangeline
Rating: PG
Pairing: Bert/Jepha
Summary: Jepha makes Bert breakfast in bed.
WC: 1168
AN: Written for the usedfic exchange.

( Bert was the first to wake )

Title: Building Empires
Author: Evangeline
Rating: PG
Pairing: Spencer/Brendon
Summary: Tugging himself away from the tangled mess on the couch, Spencer walked over to the desk and pulled out a pad of post-its and a pen. He wrote, with carefully enunciated letters, I'm going to find Brendon, and he studied it for a moment before he underlined the words to make sure they knew that he meant it.
WC: 818
AN: Prompted by this post from we_are_cities.

( So don't turn away now )

Title: Pickpocket of Pockets
Author: Evangeline
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Siska/Butcher
Summary: Someone is trying really hard to keep Butcher as naked as possible.
WC: 1850
AN: Thanks to ceitie, as always!

( but it's all the same )

Pictures from the TH concert I went to earlier this summer. ( +++ )

Title: Distracted {observational skills of a fork}
Author: Evangeline
Rating: NC 17
Summary: They were nowhere near a stage, there weren't other people to send a message to, nobody around to bait. Quinn didn't pull back. He felt a ball of anger rise up into his throat, but he held back until he knew exactly who it was he was angry at before breaking the seal of their lips. "You can't do that when it's just us," he said, and already the fight had gone out of him, voice deflated and his shoulders sagging against the cushion behind him.
Pairing: Bert/Quinn
WC: 2805
AN: Thanks to ceitie for not laughing at me. *g*

( You can't do that when it's just us )

Title: Sub Rosa {sealed with a secret}
Author: Evangeline
Summary: AU. In which Bob owns a tattoo shop and the rest of the MCR boys work for him. Frank is the new guy, and Gerard is in so much trouble. PatD boys also make an appearance.
Pairings: Gerard/Frank {Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon}
WC: 5039
AN: Thanks a bunch to ceitie, as always, for making sure I don't completely fail. ;)

( Sub Rosa {sealed with a secret} )

Title: Of Clowns and Kings
Author: Evangeline
Summary: Gerard has decided that Frank deserves a circus. Everybody, including all of FOB and PatD, get involved.
WC: 3082
AN: Crack. Crack, I say! There are geese and elephants and burlesque acts, oh my. Thanks to ceitie for her brilliant beta, as always! This is dedicated to my flist, who supply me with the good crack everything bandom. I love you guys.

( Of Clowns and Kings )

Title: All The Things Familiar
Author: Evangeline
Character: Rodney McKay
Rating: G
AN: Thanks to ailurophile6 and sundancekid for looking this over. Set at the tail end of Tabula Rasa.
Spoilers: Tabula Rasa.

( + )

FreeRice

Go play! Help save mankind! Hurrah! :D

Okay, yes, Dumbledore is gay. This is news? {Although reparo totally called it on Neville/Hannah.}

What I want to talk about is this:

Nothing like a gang rape threat to keep bitches in their place

New York Magazine writer Vanessa Grigoriadis wrote a cover piece in which she said that New York Post's Page Six had been "emasculated" by a recent scandal.

And how did the gossip guys respond to her criticism? Well, they threatened to gang rape her, of course. In print.

As for us being "emasculated," Grigoriadis ignores that fact that half the Page Six staff is female. The male half might take her someplace private and disprove her theory, but we don't like a woman with a mustache.

From feministing.com.


Really? There are people who think that's okay to say? IN PRINT? I could use my energy ranting up and down in my little soapbox, but I think I'll make use of The New York Post's contact information instead. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.

Eta: The story of the Glorietta Mall (in the Philippines) explosion is here. This makes me feel so helpless.

What the-

I don't even know what to say. I'm so angry I can barely type this. Perhaps it's best if I don't say anymore, other than I'm never going to watch that show again, obviously. The few eps I've caught over the years weren't even good anyway. I hope those responsible never work in the industry again.

And yes, this is coming from a proud Filipina who also happens to be a provider in the health care system.

Patrick: "Nobody wanna see us together but it don't matter, no..." *sings*
Pete: "You know, I always kind of feel like a fraud when you sing that cause I think a lot of people do want to see us together."
Patrick: "I've read the fanfic."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4zBbEFZ-jP0

Life is so sweet sometimes.

One of my fics has been nominated, and I've done the placement {hopefully correctly} and I was reading through the FAQs to try to find out about 'campaigning', what constitutes as such and what doesn't. Unfortunately, that section is not filled yet, so I was wondering if there was anybody on my flist that has been involved before that can explain things to me or can point me in the right direction? Also, thank you to the person who nominated me! So much love for you! I find it hilarious that you chose my most cracked out fic, but I guess that's in the true spirit of SGA fandom, eh? *laughs* ♥

Drabble prompts, please? HP, SGA, or FOB and co.

Eta: thank you for the prompts! I think that's all I can do this time around. :D

Have you ever been so inspired it feels as though the universe is not enough

or like you might explode into a new one

and have life spill from your lips and

the tips of your inconsequential fingers

Title: this fragile thing
Author: Ev
Pairing: Jon/Spencer
AN: Prompt from we_are_cities.

( this is the last honest love I'll ever give )

Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness. Stephen Colbert is the new DADA professor.

John: Hero by Day, Death Eater by Night. In which John Sheppard is not who he seems.

*writhes with laughter*

Hey kid, you want some crack?

Title: cold {con}fusion
Author: Ev
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon, Spencer/Jon
AN: I'd apologize for the title, except it makes me happy inside. Prompt from we_are_cities.

( cold hands, warm pants? )